🐐
← back to the goat
Day 360
Share
⏰
Death Clock Deluxe
Your Personal Expiration Date Calculator
Because nothing motivates quite like impending doom
Current Age
Exercise Level
None (Couch is life)
Minimal (I walk to the fridge)
Moderate (I try, okay?)
Intense (Gym is my church)
Diet Quality
Terrible (Pizza is a vegetable)
Poor (I've seen vegetables)
Average (Balanced-ish)
Healthy (Kale smoothies)
Perfect (I photosynthesize)
Stress Level
Extreme (Eye twitching)
High (Coffee is my blood)
Moderate (Manageable chaos)
Low (I do yoga)
Zen (What is stress?)
Hours of Sleep
4 (Sleep is for the weak)
5 (Barely human)
6 (Functional zombie)
7 (Sweet spot)
8 (Well-rested adult)
9 (Professional sleeper)
10+ (Might be a cat)
Vices & Bad Habits
Heavy (YOLO incarnate)
Moderate (Weekend warrior)
Minimal (Occasional indulgence)
None (Pure as snow)
Life Outlook
Pessimist (Glass is broken)
Neutral (Glass exists)
Optimist (Glass half full)
Delusionally Optimistic (What glass?)
Calculate My Expiration Date